User blog:Deathfire2001/An Honest Review 3

We're back, I'm doing it again while Schm's updating his book, but I thought that this episode was important. So for the third episode, we're doing The Dark Star X: The Final Attack.

Dark Star X: The Final Attack - Part 1 (Premiered May 3 2020) [Runtime: 10:10]

'''We start off with a very interesting intro. We're hit with music from OO and the Dark Star X. I pointed this out in the chat, and MM said that it was a remixed version, so we have that. It recaps all of the previous movies leading up to this point. I'm sure we'll get to those someday. I don't actually know what kind of editing software is being used, but I'm going to have to assume he's using Sony Vegas and Fraps, because I don't know what else he's been using. '''

'''A repeat happens of the Beanventure ending, but it's now continued. Our heroes come up with the genuis idea to use the Light Star X, but it fails. Which was obvious because you can't make a good story if the entire series ends within the first five minutes. It appears that CandyCao7 has tampered with the Star X and changed the way that the two stars work. Now the Dark Star X can only be used by a non-doppel, and the Light Star X can only be used by a doppel. '''

'''Oh yeah, before he explains that. CandyCao says that Mario killed BandyKao7 and Danii4Nina (Thx to Pokemon4an1 for correcting me. SuperNimi is someone else entirely). But if you actually watched that video, you'd know that CandyCao killed them. So he's a liar, a pretty terrible one as someone in the chat immediately pointed it out. (I don't know who it was, and I don't feel like looking). '''

'''Nizorf comes up with the idea to use OacYdnac7 to use the LSX but CandyCao7 says that he's already finished off OacYdnac7, which is a shame because we never got to see his X form. Also, why the hell did none of them rush the DSX and use it. I'm like bruh, ok, risk getting corrupted by it, but your saving the world. Some BS is going to happen anyway and your going to be cured because plot armor (though I don't know how relevant plot armor is in SM64 machinima. It's basically non existent in current series'). '''

'''Blame me for not righting something longer, but the same thing happens throughout. It's just the premise being explained. I'm sure MM will turn it into something extremely interesting. '''

'''In the end, we get Starman3 recapping the whole situation. (In Star World Btw) Now if I were to predict what would happen in the future, I would say that we're going to see Mario and Oiram's X forms. Because that would be interesting. And we might see something else relevant to the MM character. I don't know if this part is canon to MM lore or not, but he does have three elemental stars. That would be an interesting plot point to expand on, as it would be three-six episodes if he has to find them, by unlocking an inner part of this. When future parts come out, I'm sure that I'll be disproven but it's not the future right now. '''

'''Plot: Good for a first episode. It set the stage for everything that is to come, and for that I applaud it. '''

Budget Fund: 1 coin = 100$

Filiming Rate: 10 coins/sec

'''10100 coins. '''

Line Rate:

5 coins/line

MM 24680: 3 (15 coins)

Mario: 8 (40 coins)

Luigi: 9 (45 coins)

MarioMario54321: 10 (50 coins (he got lost a ton of money))

The Gleaming Dark Star X: 1 (5 coins)

LuigiLuigi09876: 14 (70 coins)

The Darkened Light Star X: 3 (15 coins)

CandyCao7: 38 (190 coins)

Starman3: 3 (15 coins)

Starlow: 1 (5 coins)

Bomberman: 2 (10 coins)

Black Bomber: 2 (10 coins)

Bonus Fees: Songs. I don't them, so I'm just gonna say:

'''1000 coins for all songs combined. '''

'''Damn CC7 had a ton of lines. '''