User blog:Deathfire2001/Deathfire's DTC Review - Outsiders and Opposites: Chapter 7

'''Welp, I hope that I've made enough of these to get my own page on the wiki so that you can find all of these easier. Schm, if you read this please let me make one. Anyways, get that 100 coin star in dire dire docks, and wonder where all your lag went, because it's time for Dire Dire Sea.'''

Spoilers for everything ahead

Anyways, to begin, I'm going to talk about dire dire sea. I mean, this name is garbage, are we supposed to assume that Blooper Island is right next to of pit in the sky? Or that it drains right into the Mushroom Kingdom?

Now the actual start of the chapter, Mario pulls out frog suits. And I'm going to say, why Schm. There are so many better swimming suits, well one better one. That's the penguin suit! Why didn't you bring that one back instead of the really bad frog suit, that's only just a meme at this point and makes me wonder who in Nintendo decided to put Mario into a frog suit and what fetish they have.

And now I have a question for the moral dilemna. Does Mario skin frogs alive to get their skins for this suit? Does he implant them with balloons? In the SMB3 animated series we know that the frog suits are alive, is this the same thing? Is this actually Evil Mario from the MM universe? Does Shang Tsung govern this world as well? Anyways, those questions aside, I do like how we get to learn how the frog suit actually works, but that moral dilemma reutnrs.

Also, apparently the pads are really slippery, which just isn't true. They're meant to help with weight transfer, and you wouldn't be falling because of that weight now would you. Anyways, Rocky falling is just a skill issue.

Rocky is afraid of drowning, which I would be as well, and Mario just sums it up really easily. Anyways, Rocky was finally learned what it's like to wear a snorkle underwater. I suppose the underwater in a universe where apparently Galaxy man actually made a black hole would be heavily polluted.

Rocky's addiction to being a mega man character continues, as he says he's mega man now. Now a great question, how is the camera working underwater. Does it have a waterproof lens? How is everything getting transmitted? If water works like how it does in our world, this would be really difficult without specialized technology.

Rocky is still addicted that he doesn't even fear death, which depressing Joe points out. Anyways, even while knowing about the fact that he can die he doesn't freeze up, or question anything. This also tells me that purple cheep cheeps are very rare to find in this universe, along with bloopers because they would've just jumped rocky here and he'd be dead.

Mario shows off what he can do, and they encounter the doom sub, which puts an end to this review.

'''Alright, final score of this chapter is: 5/10. Similar to the last chapter, there isn't anything bad, but there's nothing that makes me like this chapter. This is a very middling chapter, that is held back by Rocky being a child. I mean, who wouldn't if you could finally see the water with your own eyes, but your telling me he's never used goggles or a snorkel before this point? That might be stretching it. Mario is middling in this chapter, and Depressing Joe is being a depressing version of his former chad self in MM. Anyways, tune in next time where I'll be reviewing the Doomsub.'''