User blog:Deathfire2001/Deathfire's DTC Review - Outsiders and Opposites: Chapter 9

'''Since I need an answer to who the stanley parable reassurance bucket is, you are getting my review to Outsiders and Opposites chapter 9. So put on your clown masks, since I have mine on right now, as we enter the circus.'''

Right off the bat I have questions. Did Mario just go in a straight line towards Blooper Island, was the doomsub conveniently stationed in front of it and mario could've avoided the fiasco from the previous chapters entirely by going around the entrance?

Anyways, Rocky immediately forgets nearly dying to the rockets, wait, he's a masochist nevermind. Since we've now established this fact, we immediately learn about where bowsers troops want Mario to go. And apparently, Mario has never just walked around the area they want him to go. It just doesn't cross his mind I suppose. Anyways, everyone knows the mushroom kingdom language in the DTC, which I'm just going to assume is Mario saying yeehaw over and over because that's all he can do.

Anyways, the Boo jumpscares depressing joe, who conveniently doesn't take damage from the boo attacking him, or the boo just decided not to attack him. Also, don't boos only activate when no one's looking at them, because they got three people, it's not like Mario and Rocky are looking at each other and depressing joe is off to the side? Anyways, conveniently Mario doesn't have a light on him, which I'm going till the end of my days. What if you guys get jumped like this? Think Mario think?

Shy guys can talk in this universe I guess. I'm imagining them just saying hoi ho, and I suppose that's the second word in the mushroom kingdom language. Ho means what are you doing here mario. I'm learning a lot about the language today.

A chain chomp, which gets defeated by depressing joe. I guess Depressing Joe did something, I still think this is filler though. Anyways, we get to Lemmy and Wendy and they do these really dramatic intros. Is Wendy secretly the lord of the rings in this universe? Is Lemmy the lord of balls? Questions for another day. Mario immediately questions why two koopalings are together because it is incredibly suspicious, and they blame it on Ludwig, like all bad things in life. You should be blaming it on Ludwig, I mean in the SMB3 show they called him Kooky. I guess he really is for thinking of betraying bowser.

Ludwig also appears, and he's the babysitter. Schm is trying to hide his Ludwig simpery as best as he can, by making him pathetic. He's doing a great job here, hope he doesn't destroy us with his ludwig simpe- oh wait. Anyways, filler conversation over, we finally get to the fight and oh goddamit another guy's here.

'''Final Chapter Score: 4/10. Nothing really happens, I don't enjoy this chapter. I dislike how Mario doesn't carry lights on him, and I dislike rocky here. Any appearance of depressing joe is bad. Good things, ludwig is getting rolled, which is always great. Anyways, what's the stanley parable reassurance bucket? Some questions may never be answered.'''