User blog:Deathfire2001/Deathfire's DTC Review - Outsiders and Opposites: Chapter 2

Get ready to throw your hats off into the weather because we're reviewing chapter 2 of outsiders and opposites, which honestly should've been chapter 1, but who gives a shit.

First paragraph and I have a question, I know bounty can also means a lot, but are you sure bounty is the right word to use in this situation? Anyways, time to talk about the species and Peach's rule. Not every single species live in harmony, I mean Goomba racism is clearly a thing in this world. Clearly all of these troops hate Mario, so the statement they live peacefully is simply not true.

I love how this is described as Heaven's world, yet there are so many people willing to join up with bowser because they're afraid of Mario. You'd think that you wouldn't be afraid if this place was so great, anyways I'll stop shitting on the descriptions for the Mushroom kingdom and talk about how much of a chad bowser is. Wait, why are you telling me that Future X doesn't count, what do you mean Bowser's chadness has been retconned? Anyways, damn bowser must be pretty good at finding ways to kick his own ass if he has lost for 50 years, you're telling me that Bowser could just randomely jump Mario and he would win? Kinda hilarious ngl.

Also, has no one simply though of just bringing everyone to jump Mario, or is that a part of the moral code Bowser has, which I simply have not read enough of the volume to understand. I know the super star would break this function, but why don't you just run when the super star has run out, then immediately jump him when the timer restarts. Or better yet, if any of you guys kill Mario, just spawncamp him, you'll kill the guy eventually.

Fun fact, mushrooms are actually healthy, but come on, really? Breakfast? Do these people not eat fish, or vegetables like corn and stuff. You definetly won't get enough calories, and you don't get iron from eating mushrooms so why is your diet only mushrooms. Anyways, is Mario's biggest fantasy visiting a circus and riding some children's rides at the age of at least 50? I know that the survivability of people going to live like till 300 is explained, but come on? Bowser, you are literally getting rolled by a fucking 14 year old.

Anyways obligatory MM character reference, and Schm has managed to fuck up the biggest part of this guy, the completely random nonsensical contracts that are made along with the complete chadness that Joe simply extrudes by existing. This things are clearly not encapsulated here, so this chapter immediately gets downvote.

Anyways, I believe Mario get's on Toad's Turnpike, and how are all the Toads expected to follow these rules. You can't tell me that the same group of, wait that's spoilers and I can't talk about it yet. But these people do get angry so how can you trust them to follow every rule and not speed? I feel like this is covering up some conspiracy that every toad has just been groomed to not speed, and not speed specifically, because I'm pretty sure bank robberies happen in this world.

I love how all of the Toads are completely taken aback by the Outsider arriving, so I'll give Schm some credit there. Anyways, since I have gotten some answers to questions I had in the previous review, I will now like to ask some more. How does Rocky's world casually have cross dimensional feeds in none of them actually know what dimensions are. Is there cellular here? And if there is, why is mail still a thing, since Bowser would be capable of hacking into the software instead of just sending a letter, and I feel like hacking the entire mainframe would be a lot more threatening then just sending a letter in all caps.

Anyways, all these questions and more will be answered, soon hopefully, as we enter into the third chapter, Another Mario?