User blog:Deathfire2001/Machinima Sins Episode 1

'''So a new series, because I'm far too lazy to rank another new character. Anyways, we're gonna point out every sin in our first video, the episode that started it all, War Of Youtube Episode 1.'''


 * 1) Alright, we're at the beginning, and Schm's already used the N64 logo and not any intro, and called that SM64 Machinima.
 * 2) And instantly, Schm has credited a channel that isn't his own. What an idiot lmao
 * 3) Mario's second line calls it a dimension current, when it's clearly referred to as a cycle later in the series.
 * 4) Also he has 134 stars, something not possible
 * 5) Mario instantly leaves the job of finding a relic in the hands of a nobody, camjosh9, who's this idiot.
 * 6) Josh instantly fails a long jump
 * 0:49, Josh bonks his head above the castle door
 * 1) King Bob-omb tells Josh to die even though mario already invaded his place many times and has died to Mario several times now.
 * 2) King Bob-Omb calls Josh mario even though he's clearly not
 * 1:51, Josh fails to catch the bomb, and yes I'm sinning him for being at the game, get better.
 * 2:00, Josh fails again to catch the bomb
 * 2:06, King Bob-Omb calls Josh Mario again
 * 1) I'm not sinning for Starman3, at least until Machinima's after 2016, but a sin for him catching the ledge at 2:25
 * 2) Apparently there's a star that calls MarioMario54321, that would've been helpful in OO and the shadowreavers
 * 3:20, Starman3 goes the wrong way, even though he has 134 stars, he should know where every star is.
 * 3:31, Starman3 has to moon jump to land a wall jump
 * 3:37, Starman doesn't even bother trying this time
 * 3:43, Starman manages to fall off the platform this time
 * 3:46, Starman misses the star twice
 * 1) DOing a second sin for that one
 * 4:05, Jacob just stands there for no reason
 * 1) Hello Starman3, and Starman doesn't react
 * 2) IN fact, he is so dumbfounded he falls off the stairs
 * 3) And hits a wall
 * 4) Starman then proceeds to run around for a bit while saying one word
 * 5) He manages to hit his head during this time as well
 * 4:50, cut where nothing happens, and no indication of the star
 * 1) Firemario was downstairs, and Starman was also just downstairs, you think they would've seen each other

29-32. One sin per every second Firemario stands there and does nothing

Final Sin count: 32

Sentence: Starman3 doesn't know how to wall jump

Also, Biggest chad and biggest loser for each episode.

Biggest Chad: Camjosh9. This is the most he does this series

Biggest Loser: Starman3. He can't wall jump.