User blog:WikiSchm2000/The MarioMario54321 Review Marathon - Part 34

'''SM64 Bloopers: Happy Valentine’s Day! (February 14th, 2008) [Runtime: 2:15]'''

Prelude:

Honestly there’s not much to say about this one. It’s a Valentine’s Day special created by MM54321 for 2008. The only thing to really learn from this is that MM likes creating videos based around the holidays, which you’ll see later with the Halloween and the Christmas videos. That’s pretty much it.

See this video first before reading on to get your own properly informed opinion:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJXCNAe-CQQ&list=PLNPi6H0sXYaCHQG4Br4q5yZJp8uxhid2B&index=34

The Main Video:

There isn’t much to the video at all. For two minutes, it’s basically Mario running around a castle colored in pink with red hearts, with a healing heart floating in the air in the middle for some reason.

Also, there’s a giant text “HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!” that stretches across the screen throughout the entire video, blocking our view of it the entire two minutes. Not that we’d need to see much, there’s hardly anything going on besides Mario flying around the place.

The one interesting thing that happens is that Mario ends up losing his wing cap and falls to the ground, injuring himself in the process. Then that random floating heart becomes useful and heals him, so I guess it was necessary after all. And that’s basically it, there’s nothing else to say. Honestly this was kind of wasted potential, you have all the shenanigans you can do with Mario, Luigi and Peach and you instead decided to plaster a message, spread it across numerous minutes at a slow pace and call it a video. Come on, MM, you're capable of putting in more effort than this!

The Extra Bonus Stuff:

Mario - 0 lines (He let a giant wall of text speak instead. I can’t believe I’m saying this but I miss him talking)

Yoshi - 0 lines (He was here I guess)

Total Lines: 0 lines. (That’s...a first. Well this wins the award for least spoken dialogue, can’t wait to see what ties with this.)

Biggest Chad: Yoshi - By default because he didn’t screw up.

Biggest Loser: Mario - For losing his wing cap and getting injured.

Favorite Quote: “HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!” - The loudest pinkest voice on the entire planet. (Won because it’s the only quote in the entire video).

Well that was short, next time I think I’ll actually have to take time to make a review.