User blog:Deathfire2001/Machinima Sins Episode 13

'''Hey remember when I said that this was the good stuff. I was lying to myself, you, and everyone around the world. Anyways, here's episode 2 of this slogfest.'''

1. Oh god a scene made by Starman3.

2. Oh hey the first non bad textbox in this series, anyways the sin here is Starman trying to land on his feet instead of getting sent on his back like we say last episode.

3. Oh hey finally someone took fall damage in this series. Anyways, OW makes it look like someone got hurt in MRA, shouldn't you be groaning or like passed out once you get flown through a fucking dimension?

4. 0:28, all this blue stuff when Starman moves.

5-6. Just two more sins for the rest of the blue stuff.

7. Why do you need Starman4 exactly? Why not QuarioQuario54321 or Quario, because they both did more in ITFD and they were knocked out for most of it.

8. Wait what you have access to this dimension, isn't it something that you can always travel too by either suicide or being smart?

9. 0:52, why do you care about Schm, and why not Josh and MS one of which is one of your best friends.

10-15. Oh god there are like a billion glitches, I'd die if I tried to count them all, so just going to 15.

16. 0:58, how tf do you know that.

17. 1:05, fairly certain it's the MK you know.

18. "and About that Enemey in Blooper Land Death Trapper"

19. 1:10, how do you know where Starman4 is, do you just be able to sense your counterparts?

20. 1:14, god this camera angle

21. 1:17, doesn't look like you are.

22. 1:28, damn Jacob, being a pretentious prick even to yourself.

23. 1:37, Calling out Schm for reusing ideas, didn't think you could.

24. 1:39 How tf are you fine when you fell from a whole seperate dimension.

25. 1:46, wait Starman4, but one of them literally just blasted four people away to seperate dimensions, not even Ztarman3 X had that much firepower in him.

26. 1:53, wait you can teleport people? Why tf didn't you ever use that against Dimentio.

27. 2:08, How can you watch him, are you Santa Starman4

28. 2:13, didn't Starman3 already say that.

29. Also, Kiwi getting kidnapped is fine?

30. 2:19, now you may, does Starman3 need permission to come and go when he has access?

31. Also, he literally didn't tell you that Mario had turned evil, none of that is addressed here, shouldn't Quario be evil at this moment?

32. 2:27, that's convenient, can you ever do that again?

33. What you have been alone, remember when you were "Practice Fighting"

34. 2:46, you started there or you could've just turned around.

35. How tf did Smus get there before you.

36. 3:05, wait so you got blasted away and got inside the castle before Schm did? How tf does that work.

37. Also, this is the lamest excuse for being manhandled so hard, that you got sent into the past.

38. 3:21, what's the logic in that. By that logic, shouldn't you be looking for Josh, what about SM3, what about the ones who I dunno, helped you fight DT 1, oh wait because you need to make this not a 10 second episode.

39. Also 6 exclamation marks, you're getting sinned for that.

40. 3:37, Cui doesn't appear in this series ever.

41. 3:41, actually Cui's dead, got killed by Vegeta on Namek.

42. 3:47, why tf do you want to be at Cui's base.

43. You spend so long doing nothing.

44. This is like an M2 video, except it isn't good quality and has no coherent storyline.

45. 4:24, getting hit by the water bomb

46. 4:28, having to use moon jump to kill a goomba

47. How have you been expecting him, there is no chance that you could've predicted that he was gonna be stupid and then get his ass beaten and then end up on Mars.

4:43, the smartest question anyone's asked in the Youtube Trilogy so far.

48. 4:51, isn't Frieza Cui's master?

49. 5:21, jumpcutting in a fight, I hate this

50. 5:26, shouldn't you not want to be back here since you got your ass beat the last time?

51. There should be no one left to talk too

52. 5:48, how did you beat him when 6 people prior to you couldn't.

53. 5:53, I dunno you got flown to the Fourth Dimension, where could he be?

54. 5:58, how tf do you know they've done that

55-65. 6:13, literally the start of the most useless scene in the entire series, sinning it 11 times because of how useless it is.

66. 10:30, we're finally out of the bad part, now lets sin the camera angle.

67. 10:48, how tf did no one see you.

68. 10:53, you lost the last fight you had against a Death Trapper, what's your plan against this one?

69. 11:07, why tf did you not transform in the first fight.

70. Don't you need a star, I don't see one.

71. 11:18, just instantly destroying the castle

72. Due to being unable to do a fight inside the castle, we must resort to shitty background effects.

73. 11:22, ......... I don't even have to comment on how bad this looks right

74. 11:24, just Fire Starman's presense is enough to send DT 2 flying.

75. 11:27, they're fighting with their presence's

76. 11:28. Starman's just getting manhandled and not moving. He's already dead.

77. 11:30, the red aura's back

78. 11:35. Charging up blasts without downtime nice.

79. 11:37, damn that DT has stormtrooper aim

80. 11:39, that ball just got fazed out of existence

81. 11:43, dodge.

82. 11:51, at least try to dodge, oh wait Starman has to win.

83. 12:05, How?

84. Oh no we're back on filler stuff

85-90. Let's just sin this 6 times now.

91. 14:51, 4th wall break

92. 15:58, Of course they won't find Matt, he's fighting the Martian King atm.

93. SM3 can't do it by himself, or else there'd be no series.

94. 16:04, dude the amount of glitches which happened makes it worse, but at least it didn't have any bad textboxes.

Final Sin Count: 94

Wait, you think I forgot about all of those terrible textboxes, the extra sin count!

Extra Sins (Bad Textboxes): 2:34, 2:51, 2:54, 2:58, 3:06, 3:09, 3:16, 3:21, 3:31, 3:37, 3:41, 3:47. 4:31, 4:36, 4:43, 4:51, 4:58, 5:06, 5:13. 5:26. 5:31, 5:37, 5:42, 5:53, 5:58. 6:05, 6:15, 6:37, 7:28, 7:52, 7:55, 8:00, 9:13, 9:19, 9:27, 10:12, 10:22, 10:39, 10:48, 10:53, 10:58, 11:04, 11:07, 11:12, 11:46, 11:54, 12:05, 12:10, 13:34, 13:38, 14:46, 14:51, 14:59, 15:01, 15:24, 15:31, 15:52

True Final Sin Count: 161

Sentence: Starman4 is Santa Claus

Biggest Chad: Starman4, he became santa claus

Biggest Loser: The wiggler, he got beaten up for no reason.