User blog:Deathfire2001/Machinima Sins Episode 20

'''Alright, let's celebrate the 20th episode with the one that was remade. Anyways, ROY episode 9 is here.'''

'''Quick warning, some jokes made in this episode may not be funny to all types of people, read with this warning, none of the jokes I make are serious, unless they already have objective statements around them, I'm just making jokes based on the text and bad writing of the original owner, Schm2000. during 2013.'''

1. This intro, because it sucks

2. 0:24, so did I, this is just merely plot convenience that we get an actual world.

3. Also, how did you know it was just void.

4. 0:29, why is there so much stuff, you have one goal in mind, save the others

5. 0:37, how did MM761 not see you earlier?

6. 0:39, that is not a good idea if something's glowing, which is usually radiation, so death sentence.

7. 0:45, ah yes, the words tap him. Obviously, the prison doesn't want any of their prisoners to be sexually assualted. As the person touching wouldn't have consent.

8. 0:56. Why not kill?

9. 1:01, that goomba comes out of thing air. Did MM761 just give birth to it?

10. 1:05, did they really just elevate up there to have this fight?

11. 1:11, OH NO HIS HAND

12. 1:16, Goose just has no hands apparently

13. 1:23, no duh, your the only two fighting

14. 1:27, dick lasers

15. 1:29, so your telling me, that both mm's schlong's grer so large, that they penetrated DT 8 and killed him. No wonder he wants revenge in FOY EP 8, no one would like to die by dick, or it was from their ***

16. 1:37, how did you not notice where everyone else was in the fight, you were in the sky.

17. 1:40, sexual assault

18. 1:45, ah yes, the prison responding to sexual assualt, as it should.

19. 2:02, why didn't you do anything?

20. 2:07, casually uninterested

21. 2:15, isn't that place destroyed?

22. 2:27, as expected, that one stick of dynamite couldn't destroy the entire dimension

23. 2:34, and you have never been mentioned up to this point, impressive really.

24. Also, your literally casting aside everything that happened last episode.

25. 2:51, didn't they destroy them all, oh wait, of course they couldn't.

26. 3:04, wait the prison didn't respond to sexual assualt this time.

27. 3:26, by far the worst greenscreen yet.

28. 3:32, wow, this part of the prison isn't reacting to sexual assualt.

29. 3:49, can't you hear the intruders?

30. 4:01, the DT's left their most pathetic soldier- wait that's every member never mind.

31. 4:06, what's the logic in that?

32. 4:16, WHY?

33. 4:29, how

34-36. 4:34, all of these glitches no, sinning it thrice

37. 4:39, how did you get here?

38. 4:58, HOW?

39. This entire episode is plot convenience and I hate it.

40. 5:10, ah so jacob's ability to textually sexually assault got him out of there.

41. 5:16, you are an idiot, did you just free him for no reason whatsoever. (yes I'm disregarding the fact that your soda for now, why would you be in two places at once)

42. 5:27, just kill him.

43. 5:48, Did he just walk up slowly, and downsmash?

44. 5:58, you hit him into the void portal actually, nice job hiding your incompetence

45. 6:05, maybe this wouldn't have happened had you attacked fist first?

46. 6:20, how are you already up and about.

47. 6:32, wait Starman just landed on Clawdeender and saved these guys?

48. 6:56, plot convenience

49. 7:21, smart, but I have to sin Crownux for being so incompetent, when the ruler of the dimensions can't do anything because the dimensions were locked, you know he shouldn't be the ruler.

50. 7:26, that second part was unnecessary.

51. 7:54, so this episode is just ROY but nothing happened and the villains died, neat!

52. 8:06, HOW?

53. 8:11, yes, yes, and I thought you were the only person in this group who could do something.

54. Also, want to point out, Schm's been in the intro list, and has won ZERO fights in ROY so far, and has fought ONCE.

55. 8:22, ah yes quest npc's, give it to the ones in the 4th dimension, they're more competent then these guys.

56. 8:32, this transition

57. 8:56, why him specifically?

58. 9:05, how do you introduce someone as ???!

59. Also, you forget Mario was evil at the start of this series

60. Axitonium literally does nothing this entire series

61. BRING THE OTHER GROUPS HERE GODDAMIT

Final Sin Count: 61

Wait did you not remember the extra sin count?

Extra Sin Counter (Bad Greenscreen background): 1:05, 1:07, 1:16, 1:18, 1:19, 1:19, 1:23, 5:48

Final Sin Count: 69

Sentence: The DT's have made it their top priority to not have other prisoners sexually assault other prisoners.

Biggest Chad: MM761, getting to use his dick as a laser, and getting to touch people to free them.

Biggest Loser: DT 8, getting beaten by two dick lasers.