User blog:WikiSchm2000/The MarioMario54321 Review Marathon - Part 54

'''Happy St. Patricks Day! (March 17th, 2008) [Runtime: 3:18]'''

Prelude:

Now that we’re done with one of MM’s unironically best series, it’s time to watch some of his less interesting one-off videos. We’re starting off with his rather short video made for St. Patrick’s Day. All I can say about this one is that it’s going to be a quick video and that MM completely failed to include the apostrophe in the word “Patrick’s”.

See this video first before reading on to get your own properly informed opinion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVcXkMT7I6k&list=PLNPi6H0sXYaCHQG4Br4q5yZJp8uxhid2B&index=54

The Main Video:

First off, just like the Valentine’s day video, this has no dialogue to speak of meaning there isn’t really a plot to this video. Instead, we’re just watching a green Mario running around a green-ified castle in celebration of St. Patrick’s Day while “Doin’ the Newfie Stomp” plays in the background. That’s pretty much almost the entire video in a nutshell, I’m not joking.

So since this video has almost nothing in it, I’m going to make my comments short. Is this actually Mario running around, or is this some new green person we’ve never seen before? It’s never specified in the video, but MM says that it’s Mario in the description so I’m going to assume this is just Mario’s attempt to become a leprechaun. Secondly, the song relates to Newfoundland (that’s what “Newfie” refers to) from Canada and not Ireland, so MM hasn’t actually put in a true Irish song here. Then again I didn’t expect a fifteen-year-old MM to be culturally accurate in the first place, I think he just put in the first Irish-sounding song and put it in. I don’t blame him, though, this song is pretty much the only good part of the video.

The only other things I need to note are that Mario, for some reason, is able to walk under the sea instead of on it this time. Makes sense since him having Jesus powers was considered the bad ending of Mario v. Oiram 2.

Also, Mario kills himself by flagpoling himself again, except it’s the green edition!

And why does MM credit the song under three separate categories of music? First he says music, then specifically Irish music (hah, the fool, he doesn’t know), then as a drinking song? Did you just assume that since this is Irish-sounding that it was a song for getting drunk? This is a jig! I mean I guess you could get drunk while dancing it, but still, I kind of feel bad for Ireland now. Anyway that’s the end of the video, nothing much notable besides 15-year old MM’s failure to do research.

The Extra Bonus Stuff:

Green Mario - 0 lines (Being as self-destructive and dumb as always I see)

Yoshi - 0 lines (Get why he appeared in the video? Because he’s green?)

Biggest Chad: Yoshi - He’s not the one that got flagpoled and was already naturally green so he gets this by default.

Biggest Loser: Mario - He got flagpoled and isn’t naturally green.

Favorite Quote: “Music: Irish Music: Drinking Songs: Doin’ the Newfie Song” - The end credits (Made by someone who doesn’t know what Newfoundland or a jig is)

Next time, we won’t be celebrating a holiday and instead get into another Blooper! It’s been a while since we’ve done one of those.