User blog:Deathfire2001/Machinima Sins Episode 37

'''Since Schm has uploaded a new MM review, it is time for me to make a completely new Machinima Sins. This time we're going to be looking over Super Mario Cold War Remastered Episode 7, and probably taking a new style as well, I'm going to say things I like about the series for once, I know wow, but we aren't taking sins off and making a seperate counter for that, and it's only gonna be for things that are above average. Also, we're adding a plot convenience counter, because that's what I had to do a while ago and Schm has like 50 sooo, here we go.'''

1. 0:03, using three seperate landing effects, two is probably better, but using three is definetly not necessary here, and I will sin it.

2. 0:07, oh hey another landing sound effect.

3. 0:23. Is this an INTRO I SEE 4. 0:40, ah yes a dick laser

5. 0:44, neither of these two are remotely important to the story

6. 1:06, so close to being simueltaneos, but just a tiny bit off of it.

7. 1:14, I don't know who the first person was, but Luigi Gaming 2 hasn't even appeared and you've already forshadowed his death.

8. 1:16, pretty direct that you want to emphasize him being a villain.

(Good Stuff) 1. The music was good for the intro

9. 1:35, Mario's the first character on the intro yet literally does nothing except get Senzu Beans stolen from him

10. 1:37, what does Luigi do again

11. 1:39, not the main character

12. 1:41, who is this guy?

13. 1:43, only Homer is important here

14. This intro took up a fifth of the video, you're doing something wrong when this happens, it's supposed to be a fourth, get it right

15. 2:03, kick their ass 16. 2:15, oh hey epic screen for a guy we don't see any more of.

17. 2:30, DAMN MARIO AND LUIGI GETTING CALLED OUT

18. 2:41, Alberto showing his supremacy over mario and luigi

19. 2:43, they literally aren't anywhere near you, you don't need to defend yourself (looks at ARA), or you could just stop being weak, I mean that's an option.

20. 2:54, HOW WOULD HE HELP

21. 3:04, how, we've literally never met this guy beforehand

22. 3:22, not entirely pointless, the pointless part is adding the pointless to it.

(Good Stuff) 2. 3:29, this sequence is funny

23. 3:37, oh wow another evil counterpart, this brianking guy must be really important right? Right?

24. 3:40, damn, aren't evil people supposed to say that they're doing the right thing, but this guy's like Garou and saying, no no no, I'm doing the bad thing.

25. 3:42, it isn't how it works actually.

26. I'm just imagining how long Brianking's been in the prison, and now I'm questioning how this conversation didn't happen earlier

27. 3:50, how did you two end up sideways

28. 4:04, do something you idiots 29. 4:08 They really do be trying to hide their infiltration by going through the roof with the loudest thing in the universe.

30. 4:14, you can dodge you know

31. This is the worse gray thing you can find

32. Sinning it twince since you can clearly tell they aren't the same texture as previously even though we saw the previous texture.

33. 4:49, that red and orange guy has done more harm then good at this point

34. This is by far the most pathetic defense system I've ever seen.

35. 5:18, damn that was easy

Total Sin Count: 35 (Roy levels, because this was only half a roy episode, so I'm giving it a roy level)

Sentence: Square's are the strongest Jedi ability that there is, think of all the things that have squares in them

Biggest Chad: I'm giving this to Alberto, because of all the shade he threw

Biggest Loser: The guy who got squashed by the roof. He could see it coming, and was probably Dark Brianking's best warrior, but Retro, Branden and Marioking knew exactly where to kill him, and managed to get rid of him really quickly.