User blog:Deathfire2001/Machinima Sins Episode 31

'''We've moved past the youtube trilogy, into another shitshow. Welcome to the stupid shit known as Mike and Revio adventures, where neither of the two in the title are the main character. Anyways, the first episode, Super Mario Cold War Remastered Episode 1, is our thirty first machinima sins episode.'''

1. 0:06, this is the worst place for a secret lair, first off anyone can get here with ease.

2. 0:18, depending on the length of time you've been here, that's probably not an option.

3. 0:21, wait you guys somehow have an entire selection of soda in this place without a freezer?

4. 0:23, oh god coke exists in this universe.

5. 0:30, oh hey, people falling from the sky

6. 0:40, EM64 is frozen

7. 0:43, apparently, kicking someone through a door causes a shockwave which doesn't damage any other part of the structure, yet the dust clouds vision.

8. 0:58, who is this guy

9. 1:03, oh hey, your getting engulfed by your own laser.

10. 1:18, this sound effect sucks

11. We also, still don't know the assailant's name even though we all know his name is ThraidOiver and prepare for him to stop being the main antagonists, even though he's built to be it.

12. 1:22, how do you know this guy?

13. 1:25, you haven't had the soda yet.

14. 1:31, that guy looks like you, except he's wearing yellow clothes, therefor he's the super saiyan version of you.

15. 1:33, yelling freedom there is not what is actually happening

16. 1:36, this energy release doesn't cover his whole body, and most certainly doesn't cover what he uses to attack

17. 1:40, actually, even with this power boost, you should outmatch SMG3 by a long shot so this hit shouldn't happen

18. 1:48, what tf your not a doppelganger

19. Also Era 3 doppelgangers, what does this mean that Oiram and Iguil were era 1 doppels, the youtuber doppels were era 2 doppels, and the year 3 ones are these idiots? Don't make me laugh

20. 1:52, also this makes no sense if Oiver's a creation of Gustavo

21. 2:01, yes

22. 2:05, if you just landed a hard hit on him, you should be feeling pretty good about yourself

23. 2:10, the actual SMG3 would just say it right to his face, you should know how strong Oiver is at this point, and you'd only take the fight if you knew you were equal strength to him

24. 2:14, this scene makes no sense

25. How're you powering up over a non response, are you that butthurt?

26. 2:32, ah yes, the mistake of stating the truth

27. 2:36, Headbutt, the most intelligent of attacks, what it makes the opponent flinch

28. 2:43, good question

29. 2:49, imagine falling to the truth

30. 2:50, again, how has the house not crumbled.

31. Also, Zombro X never appeared again

32. 2:51, from 1:09, there should be a destroyed part of the gate

33. 2:53, you

34. 2:57, oh yay red eyes, totally not cliché, no definetly not

35. 3:09, this time, definetly, there should be some notice of the broken gate

36. 3:24, there is enough time to react here

37. 3:25, doing the backflip animation

38. 3:49, there's no time to charge up this attack, and theoritically without a power increase this shouldn't do anything as there's no sign of Oiver having held back

39. 3:59, OH NO AN INTRO

40. 4:05, this guy doesn't even appear much in this series

41. 4:08, neither does this green guy

42-43, and neither of them appear in sprite form

44. 4:08, this is the worst SM64 DS render I've seen

45. 4:09, you can't even read Revio

46. 4:10, this guy isn't important

47. Also, yes I will sin the appearance of Geofcraze

48. 4;12, I have no fucking clue what that name is

49. He changes his name to Draco instantly

50. This guy, stops appearing after episode 3

51. Pointing out, there is no political tension between any group during this, it is literally just a mad scientist, therefor defeating the purpose of this title.

Final Sin Count: 51

Sentence: Everything SMG3 said is correct

Biggest Chad: SMG3, somehow survives getting fucking blasted by Oiver, and so far is the only character to survive talking shit to a Mike oc

Biggest Loser: Zombro X, he never got that soda. I'd give it to that guy who didn't say a word, but I have no clue who that is, unless I call him Killer Moth.