User blog:Deathfire2001/Deathfire's DTC Review - Outsiders and Opposites: Chapter 4

I didn't intend to make two reviews today, but I did, so take your ship hats, tell France that they've surrendered, and laugh at Homeless Emperor, since we're embarking on the S.S Blooperbuilt

Before the actual review starts, I am going to say that Schm's terrible names continue again. I mean c'mon, blooperbuilt? This is really reaching to the lowest tiers of garbage names.

The chapter begins with Rocky noticing that Mario can jump really high, and Rocky realizes that he made a good choice in filming Mario. I would like to remind you that Rocky is stalking Mario in order to get a film out of him, also he's recording without consent. If word of this got out, Rocky would be gutted, and I'm genuinely surprised that Rocky hasn't been arrested for stalking if he's willing to do this for cash.

Anyways, Rocky is able to jump like Mario, and thus I'll be starting a counter for this volume. Times Rocky has committed a major felony counter: 3. This marks the third time Rocky has committed a crime, since he is a stowaway. I mean this is great, and clearly portrays Rocky in a good light, right? Rocky's a good guy here, don't worry about him casually robbing the toads and stowing away to stalk someone.

Anyways, Rocky clearly has not maxed out his stealth level since Mario immediately notices him, and we get to see how Mario feels about the situation. Mario completely roasts rocky here, and it's beautiful. Rocky tries to rebuttle, but Mario spits fire. Rocky has questions and is incapable of understanding what peace is, since he can purchase military grade robots for a movie. I'd count this as a felony for harboring so many weapons but liscence's are a thing so I'll let him off here.

To continue now, Joe lememe, who is so terrible that he can't even get his name remembered comes back. Joe is very scared of Bowser, and it's hilarious seeing him react to this situation. Rocky thinks about bribing the captain, which means that Rocky has clearly bribed people in the past since this is his first thought when learning about getting thrown out. Times Rocky has committed a major felony counter: 4. This must be how he got the job at the Mega Man movies, and he got an unlimited budget, he must've bribed all the higher ups for this kind of thing.

To conclude this chapter, Larry appears trying to do damage to the ship, and we get led into our first battle, next chapter.

'''Alright, time for the score for this chapter, I'm going to give it a 4/10. Rocky is shown to be fine with committing major crimes just to get paid, and this doesn't portray our protagonist in any good light. Mario on the other hand is roasting Rocky and Joe, the sad existence of Joe makes this chapter go down as well, but Mario's roasts are what put it at a 4 and not a three. A whole lot of nothing happened in this chapter, which kind of means it'll be getting a middling score no matter what, but the portrayal of Rocky does not do this chapter any favours.'''