User blog:Deathfire2001/Machinima Sins Episode 12

'''Alright finally the good stuff. I didn't sin it before, but we're sinning text boxes now yoooo.'''

1. The comment section

2. Misspelled the begginning

3. What does Youtube have to do in all of this, Youtube's been around for like at least 6 years.

4. 0:06, you can only see one foot, did he lose a foot when trying to run in front of Clawdeender previously?

5. 0:20, oh god Josh what did they turn you into

6. 0:40, you can't even see Nimi's face

7. Also fairly certain that Nimi doesn't appear once throughout the whole series

8. 0:46, this is the worst vs screen I've ever seen

9. 0:50, this greenscreen

10. 0:55, I fucking hate this

11. 1:00 This greenscreen

12. Also this face

13. Alright, the text boxes that don't allow us to see anything, which means yes, I will sin every text box once we get to it.

14. 1:10, where even is Mario, and how do you know it's Mario

15. Apparently you love running around trees huh Luigi

16. this text box

17. Also it goes by too fast

18; 1:23,.This textbox

19. 1:30, this textbox

20. Actually, how does no one hear Luigi screaming for help?

21. 1:34, this textbox

22. Why do you make the person you're tormenting stand right in front of you and announce your plan?

23. 1:39, this textbox

24. Good question Luigi

25. 1:44, but why mario

26. Also that textbox

27, Also aren't voodoo dolls illegal, how did you pull that one off?

28. 1:49, this textbox

29. The amount of O's

30. 2:03, this textbox

31. You just tested it

32. 2:09, MM how did you not hear Luigi's scream for help

33. Also what work are you doing

34. Forgot to sin the textbox earlier

35. What are you doing in front of the moat, were you draining something that was drained in the last series?

36. 2:14, this textbox (yes, even though it's not that bad, it's still getting sinned)

37. This camera angle

38. There are literally only two places you could go, death or inside the castle

39. 2:18, this textbox

40. Also, Starman how did you not see Luigi's cry for help

41. Also do you just announce you love swimming every time it happens?

42. 2:24, excellent strategy, drowning

43. 2:27, this camera angle

44. 2:36, this textbox

45. Ah yes Mario, you genius, killing off Starman3 before he can do anything.... oh wait

46. 2:40, this text box

47. Wait what, you didn't realize you could moon jump, that's literally everything every sm64 machinimist does?

48. 2:44, this camera angle

49. 2:46, this textbox

50. And the camera

51. Captain, you save the day and go down these stairs at least thrice a day, how is this so much work, how much fat did you put on, how can you even call yourself a ranger?

52. 2:54, this textbox

53. Wait you're surprised you can backflip, don't you just crouch and hit b?

54. 2:59, this camera angle

55. 3:01, why are you announcing your evil plan

56. Also the text box

57. 3:06, why are you announcing this when there are others still in the castle

58. Also the textbox

59. 3:12, the textbox

60. Captain you got beaten by stairs, you have no right to talk

61. Also you're in the zero star room, you can literally just walk out, I don't see any barricades

62. 3:16, the textbox

63. You're kissing a wall, I'm surprised anyone can even hear you

64. 3:21, the textbox

65. As stated, it should be remarkebly easy to do so once the voodoo dolls aren't in effect

66. Also, you're literally under a voodoo doll, how can you even escape, he has control over your whole body

67. 3:26, the textbox

68. This is what I'm saying about others being in the castle Mario?

69. 3:31, the textbox

70. 3:32, you literally just heard Mario speaking from there, why are you going there?

71. 3:36 the textbox

72. You didn't even leave through the door, you're telling me the window goes to the main room, how many times do they have to repair that thing?

73. How do you not even get plopped outside where the room is

74. Where tf is Mario

75. 3:42, the textbox

76. Didn't you just hear Schm..

77. 3:47, the textbox

78. Why are you announcing your plan next to the bad guy

79. There are so many sins that I'm not even gonna count the bad gameplay from here on out

80. 3:55, you were just in this room

81. 3:57, the textbox

82. Why would he leave a note when you were both just in the room together?

83. 4:01, that's not a note, that's a game feature

84. 4:10, the textbox

85. Why would you still be at the aquarium when Mario's taking control of everyone

86. 4:13, it literally says Mario

87. 4:17, the textbox

88. Wait you're going through the hallway which has the villain of the series, just why? Where did you get this genius plan?

89. 4:18, the camera

90. 4:19, the textbox

91. You're yelling in the room with mario

92. Why are you reminding him that Josh exists?

93. You're not even in the same room as him for most of this

94. 4:27, the textbox

95. Have you not heard Mario Josh?

96. Wait so why hasn't Mario stopped Schm yet? Does Mario only rely on voodoo dolls?

97. 4:31, the textbox

98. I'm sure Josh's heard about it from the commotion in the previous room

99. Also he's locking them up, not making them slaves yet

100. 4:36, the textbox

101. I'm sure everyone's heard because of Mario yelling at the top of his lungs

102. How are you surprised about this

103. 4:41, the textbox

104. How can you hear the plan and not Mario?

105. How did you not hear Mario but could hear Schm?

106. Who even are you

107. 4:47, how can you hear Schm but not mario

108. The textbox

109. Once again, who are you

110. How are you surprised about this

111. 4:51, the textbox

112. That dude has voodoo dolls, how are you gonna beat him? He can just kill the ones he has trapped instantly

113. 4:56, the textbox

114. Did you not hear Mario or Schm yelling at the top of their lungs

115. 5:00, the camera

116. 5:01, the textbox

117. ..... Your stupidity amazes me that you didn't realize Mario was gloating about having voodoo dolls and had already captured several others when you're leaving the castle. You're not ethan, you're not this oblivious

118. This camera is terrible as well

119. 5:05, the textbox

120. This is the stupidest idea in the world

121. 5:09, the textbox

122. Wait how are you two beating him exactly?

Also, Mario's just playing dolls with human beings, not a sin just wanting to point this out

123. 5:14, the textbox

124. Why are you so sure that this'll work

125. Also pointing out that nearly every sentence has ended in a ! so far.

126. 5:15, this clip

127. You say Yea! really slowly

128. 5:19, the textbox

129. Wait so you're surprised about this? You could've stopped this plan way earlier

130. Also, where tf are Smus and DBZK5?

131. Also, you're not mentioning Josh

132. 5:29, the textbox

133. The music

134. You two just got freed from enslavement

135. Also how did you two get up there so fast?

136. 5:31, the textbox

137. You just got freed from enslavement, and you're just agreeing that the day's good, save your friends!

138. 5:34. The textbox

139. Why are you laughing, not getting shown in the intro?

140. 5:36 the textbox

141. You are staring at a wall, maybe look around?

142. 5:40, the textbox

143. Why are announcing yourself instead of assasination?

144. 5:44, The textbox

145. 5:49, the textbox

146. Why are you naming yourself?

147. The amount of dots

148. 5:54 the textbox

149. Why are you announcing your intentions

150. A lot of people want to do that, you're not narrowing it down by much

151. 5:58, the textbox

152. No peaceful solutions?

153. Also, very stupid reason for them to have to fight

154. Also, Schm and Josh literally have not fought Mario yet, did they just go for some tea before fighting or

155. 6:03, the textbox

156-157. 6:08, oh god the greenscreen

158. How did you get outside the castle?

159. You two stand aorund doing nothing for like 3 seconds

160. 6:11, this is literally the same quality as the fight in episode 10 of WOY so far

161-162. The greenscreen still showing

163. 6:15, the greenscreen

164. Not even charging a blast, this would've been nice later

165. The sound effect

166. 6:18 The greenscreen

167. He's just flying menacingly

168. You also got hit Mario

169. How do these balls go in direction when Schm didn't even move to change their direction?

170. 6:20, you literally got hit by the blast

171. 6:21, and Starman getting saved from fighting

172. The greenscreen

172. 6:22, the greenscreen

173-174. 6:24, these greenscreens that're showing

175. Delayed punch sound effect

176. 6:25, the greenscreen outline

177. Josh what happened to you

178. 6:26 This blast has an outline

179. 6:32, this very slow motion attack

180. Why did you all of a sudden turn around

181. Sinning greenscreen Josh once more, also not sinning greenscreen outlines for the rest of this episode

182. 6:36, why did you just blow yourself up without warning

183. 6:37, the textbox

Schm says exactly what I'm thinking about this episode

184. Why did you just sit there and take the blast?

185. Blackscreen and to Star Road

186. 6:42, the textbox

187. Hmm, yes plot convenience

188. 6:47, the textbox

189. Aren't you at all surprised that someone just fell out of the sky?

190. 6:51, the textbox

191. 4th wall break

192. 6:56 the textbox

193. 4th Wall break

194. Calling out MM instead of just commenting

195. Also, Skelux just instantly putting focus on Schm, despite him not being worthy, he hasn't won a single fight yet, only taken credit for what MM did in WOY

196. 7:00, the textbox

197. Good Question

198. 7:05, the textbox

199. So you were just waiting here for unsuspecting outsiders to fall? Seems legit

200. The textbox

201. What, how do you know that without knowing where he is

202. Also, did Mario even change, this is just old MM mario resurfacing

203. So this entire episode did nothing except have a reason to explore the rest of the dimensional cycle, basically nothing except the Death Trappers were introduced, and you called out MM, good job.

Final Sin Count: 203

Sentence:

Deathfire before sinning ROY: Wow WOY was bad, time to sin ROY instead! This will only get better...

Deathfire while sinning ROY: I've changed my mind, WOY come back plz

Biggest Chad: DT 1, he beat Starman3 in a fight

Biggest Loser: Me, for having to watch this.