User blog:WikiSchm2000/The MarioMario54321 Review Marathon - Part 38

Super NarutoFan10119 64 Bloopers (February 21st, 2008) [Runtime: 9:31]

Prelude:

Alright, it’s finally time. Remember back during the Ice World Adventure video when I said that Mario recolors was a double-edged sword, with the negative side bright and shining? This is what I was referring to. We finally have our first non-MM54321 YouTuber in a video. You see, with the limitless possibility of ways Mario’s appearance can be changed in Mario 64 through Game Genie codes comes the possibility of limitless OCs being in these videos. And since MM54321 has a bit of a fanbase, that means that quite a few of his fans can request to be in these videos. And as you’ll soon see, by a few, I mean hundreds. It got to the point where it became a rather large issue for MM, as I’ll describe later.

As you can see from the title of this video, this is the very first of these YouTubers. I have zero clue who this guy is, but he’s named after Naruto. Naruto is a ninja anime that I’ve never seen before, but a lot of people like it so I’m not surprised at someone naming themselves as one. Anyways, this lucky guy got a whole video to himself, so we’re going to be taking a look at that video today. Also, side note, this video was released on the same day as the previous one. Although granted the previous one was one long unedited clip so it makes sense there was time to do this too.

See this video first before reading on to get your own properly informed opinion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8ON6p1stBo&list=PLNPi6H0sXYaCHQG4Br4q5yZJp8uxhid2B&index=38

The Main Video:

We start with MarioMario54321 introducing us to the video. He remarks how Mario and his friends are usually in these videos, which is a lie because there’s no way Evil Mario has any friends. MM also states that he himself doesn’t appear often, which I disagree with. I think he appears way too often. But this time, the video will be about some lucky random guy who no one on the face of the Earth has ever heard about before. It’s NarutoFan11019!

And he’s going to be starring in his own 64 Bloopers! I’m honestly impressed, because I thought MM would have done Super MarioMario54321 64 Bloopers to begin with. Also, spoiler alert, but this is the only YouTuber who gets his own title like this so he’s pretty much won the lottery. Anyways, he finally appears and immediately jumps off the roof of the castle without a single scratch on him, which means he’s pretty much a superhuman. He also decides to head into Bob-omb Battlefield.

Also, I am not going to be calling this guy NarutoFan for the rest of the entire marathon. I have several reasons for doing this:


 * The names are only going to get worse and worse later on due to length and repetition, and I don’t need this review series turning into a slog.
 * He doesn’t do anything that constitutes himself being a Naruto Fan despite that being his name, I don’t even think he practices talk-no-jutsu.
 * I want to nickname these guys for fun based on their appearances.

So from now on, NarutoFan11019 will have a new nickname. He looks like an Oompa Loompa with his orange skin and green hair, and one of my friends said he was edible. Therefore he shall be known as Edible Oompa Loompa. Anyways, Edible Oompa Loompa enters Bob-omb Battlefield and decides to take on the king, with Super Mario Galaxy music playing in the background as always. Galaxy Counter: 11. Edible Oompa Loompa goes up the mountain, and MM54321 references how he gave him invincibility. This reinforces the fact that literally any time Mario or Luigi got hurt in the previous videos was because MM was an evil jerk who wanted views from their pain. So thanks for that, MarySue54321. Eventually our main protagonist reaches the top of the mountain and finds King Bob-omb.

King Bob-omb is without a doubt the Butt Monkey of the entire MM54321 universe. He’s going to be very frequently appearing due to being the first SM64 boss of these vids, and something humiliating is almost always going to be happening to him. It gets bad enough to where I am actually going to make a counter for how many times he’s been abused in this series. To start off this humiliation conga that will last for quite a while, Edible Oompa Loompa grabs King Bob-omb and lifts him into the sky with one hand and the power of breaking physics, carrying him in the air to the tune of Scatman’s World. '''Scatman Counter: 17. King Bob-omb Abuse Counter: 1.'''

Anyways, King Bob-omb is no doubt terrified that he’s being carried up in the air and could drop to his death at any moment, and I do feel sorry that they’re ignoring his feelings in favor of listening to Scatman. Soon enough, Edible Oompa Loompa gets tired of carrying King Bob-omb and drops him. Surprisingly, King Bob-omb jumps right back onto the mountain in one bound (which is what happens since if you knock him out of the mountain in SM64, he just jumps back), which means he can jump pretty high and fast. That’s impressive for certain.

Edible Oompa Loompa gets enraged that he couldn’t hear the song until the end and punches a fence in disgrace, but then decides to end his trip by freeing a Chain Chomp. Hmmm actually I wonder if I should do a count on how many times a Chain Chomp gets freed and breaks the cage in this series too. Actually, yeah, why not. It hasn’t happened before and it happens frequently so let’s get another counter going. Chain Chomps Freed: 1.

He goes to Lethal Lava Land next and decides to surf on a Koopa shell in the lava. He manages to go a good lap around the place even though he completely misses every single 1-up there. Also, he manages to summon a box with his mind, which means he must also have reality-warping powers. At one point, his physics-defying powers backfire on him and make him speed up while caught in the shell, causing him to crash at some point in the lava. Also he gets hurt because MM didn’t give him invincibility for lava apparently, which once again makes him a jerk.

Edible Oompa Loompa then tries to heal himself, only to immediately lose any part of him that healed after accidentally dipping into lava again. He also decides to enter the volcano in order to find treasure, which means he’s only vaguely played Mario 64 before. MM definitely told him of this location at some point so that he wouldn’t get lost, and I assume he leant Edible Oompa Loompa the 121 stars as well. He goes inside, only to find out that there’s nothing inside. He then gets out like Mario did last time (on the first try this time though), but then he immediately falls into the lava and dies like a doofus, with the voice of Mario heckling him with a “Game Over!”.

For his final adventure, Edible Oompa Loompa decides to head to Dire, Dire Docks to cool off. While there, he finds some treasure, though MM states that it’s empty. He also finds a military bay, steps on a switch and finds nothing.

Then he gets sucked into a hole and spat out into Peach’s lake, with Mario heckling him with a “Game Over!” again even though he didn’t actually lose a life. I guess Mario’s just bitter he’s not starring in one of these and is insulting our Oompa Loompa protagonist at any moment possible. With that done, however, Edible Oompa Loompa gives up and we end our video.

Well, to NarutoFan…um however you organize your zeroes and ones, I hope you’re happy with the video that you got. Because I imagine it would be pretty awesome that you got a whole video dedicated to you and you alone. But for anyone else, it’s a pretty eh video. Aside from King Bob-omb getting the most terrifying experience of his life thus far, there’s nothing really that special or notable in this video, and honestly there’s a lot better ones out there from MM.

The Extra Bonus Stuff:

MarySue54321 - 11 lines [26%] (He kept talking throughout this entire video because he knew that he would need to keep an eye on this new guy)

Edible Oompa Loompa - 29 lines [69%] (Congrats! You got to be the main character for one vid!)

King Bob-omb - 0 lines [0%] (His suffering begins with him not even getting a single line)

Chain Chomp - 0 lines [0%] (Be free, Chomp! Oh wait that’s probably not a good thing is it)

Evil Mario - 2 lines [5%] (Even in a video he doesn’t appear in, he’s still in-character as Evil Mario)

Total Lines: 42 lines

Biggest Chad: NarutoFan…eh, Edible Oompa Loompa - Okay to be fair, he did have real big loser traits when dying to the lava and getting sucked into a hole. But the chad moments (one-arming King Bob-omb, summoning a box from nowhere, going super fast with the shell and being the only YouTuber to have their own 64 special on MM’s channel) outweigh the negatives.

Biggest Loser: MarioMario54321 - Mario was super close since he was rather petty heckling the main character, but his lines were technically sound-mixed in with the Game Over theme instead of him being intended to appear and he’s had this award too many times by this point. Therefore I’m giving it to MarySue54321 for somehow botching giving the main character immunity to damage.

Favorite Quote: “GAME OVER!” - Mario (This is an accidental line, yes, but I can’t find anything else memorable to put here so I chose this one instead. Pettiness at its finest.)

Alright, well this was a rather brief detour. We’ll get back to Mario’s Vandalism of Other Courses next time.