User blog:Deathfire2001/Deathfire's DTC Review - Outsiders and Opposites: Chapters 3

So this was supposed to be reviewed yesterday, but it wasn't. So get your best friend and probably not creepy lookalike, and let's review chapter 3 of Outsiders and Opposites, Another Mario?

So, I kinda just want to point out that we already know who the other mario is, so this does ruin a bit of the surprise, but it is always really important to know why he is a mario. Wait that's not getting explained, wasn't it always assumed that Rocky managed to invent the way into becoming one? No it just happened, ok. So for an unexplicable reason he is just a mario because this is a mario machinima storyline, so they have to be Mario's for a reason.

Anyways, the opening line is honestly quite dumb, I mean of course every Toad that witnessed the event witnessed the event, I mean, how could I not be watching the Batman when I'm watching the Batman? I would also like to explain that every single Toad is dumb, and none of them have heard the tales from other Outsiders, and none of them question why Mario's friends with this guy, which clearly means that half of these theories are incorrect and setting up for future plotlines. Wait Bowser's never going to be a relevant villain again after this arc? Why are you telling me now.

So anyways, Rocky immediately believes that he's on another movie set, which I mean, how? You got sucked into a fucking portal and you assume that you conveniently landed on a movie set. You don't ask the questions of where is this place? Why do I look different? Also, your entire genre is adventure flicks, I have no idea why you call this a bottom of the barrel genre.

I love how all the toads just immediately scream at a camera, I can just imagine sm64 machinima, and then a png of a photo just appears and all of the toads just fucking run away. Also, how does this communicator work, this feels like it's setting up for something that's never going to get referenced again isn't it?

Also, shouldn't Mario have developed his incredibly good deduction skills later on, and how do you know it's not his real name. He just got thrown from a fucking truck, forgive him if he has a concussion or something, don't immediately assume he's lying. Tbf though, Megaman765 is a crappy name.

Oh god no, MM mario speaking habits, oh god the cringe, oh help me. I'll talk about it being odd that you're referring to them by their real name and later on in the actual story they get referred to by their codenames, but I mean I guess that's just volumes being released in different orders for you. Also, damsel in distress movies are very lame nowadays, unless the movie industry has regressed in the last I have no fucking idea to give Rocky the idea to make suction cup thingies that keep getting referred to as black holes and I still find it dumb.

I would love to know how exactly he's able to transfer wirelessly, the answer schm gave me was oh yeah mega man's warp fused with it, and now my question becomes how did it fuse with something through a backpack? Also, how tf can they just teleport and why isn't this a military weapon in that universe and how does Rocky have a budget for this sort of thing.

Anyways Rocky tries to join Mario on his adventure, but Mario refuses, like any good person should be doing. So Rocky decides to commit a felony by robbing a toad of his kart and nearly getting shot at by a peashooter, guess pvz is canon to this universe. Anyways Rocky questions why this world is so underdeveloped yet so developed and the chapter ends.

'''I'm going to start giving chapter ratings from here on out, so the first chapter gets a 3/10, for being convenient bullcrap and having barely anything to do with the actual story, and the second chapter gets a 6 for being nothing but the introduction. This chapter gets a 4 for having Rocky commit a felony and having no drawbacks in his world.'''