User blog:Deathfire2001/Deathfire's DTC Review - Outsiders and Opposites: Chapter 5

'''Well, I can't wait to review the first actual battle in the DTC, Mario vs Larry and King Bob-Omb. So, get your captain hats, laugh at homeless a little, and become the captain of a poorly named boat.'''

Rocky is already assuming people's species, because he doesn't know if they're actually turtles or not. Rocky is a racist confirmed? Anyways, Larry get's really scared at the prospect of facing two mario's, and Larry like the legend he is, decides that he can in fact take on two mario's. Unfortunetly, he is mistaken.

Before we get to that part though, Rocky is our convenient character that needs to get everything explained to them. Rocky and mario try to escape Larry, but then they realize that the entire crew is bob-ombs, which is actually questionable. How did not one person realize the entire crew was bob-ombs, and if this is the norm, why is the captain not a bob-omb? You'd think that unless Bowser's army jumped some random ship captain they'd have been noticed taking over this ship and selling the tickets.

Anyways, Rocky begins recording the passengers getting thrown out of the boat without their consent, which is technically a major felony. So Times Rocky has committed a major felony conuter: 5. Anyways Rocky trying to escape slams his head into a wall, which I mean, is kind of just a skill issue. Mario decides to kill Larry, and damn, one shot.

Oh yeah, power ups. So Mario has power ups, and they're very helpful, I mean, doesn't he have the invulnerable tanooki leaf on him at all times, why doesn't he just use that and make the plot nonexistent. Anyways the fight with king bob-omb, and king bob-omb is a joke of his mm self. Can't even defeat the passage of time. Now that I think about it, if Rocky noticed King Bob-Omb's weakness so quickly, how did none of the passengers realize this, and just jump the king when he's turning. That honestly seems like the most consistent way to beat him. Also Rocky makes mega man references that nobody gives a shit about.

Anyways, Mario has a tardis, in his pockets. So I am going to confirm that yes, Mario is a timelord, and yes regeneration is a drug. Also, yes, Mario can travel through space and time. Wait he can't do that? Huh, he has a tardis doesn't he? Wait, it's just the bigger on the inside? Regeneration's still a drug right? Yes, timeless children was correct about something. Conspiracy theory: Schm decided to write Outsiders and Opposites with life up hearts because he loved the chibnail era of doctor who. What an idiot am I right.

Anyways we get to learn how every single one of bowsers troops ressurect, once again telling us that death means nothing in a story with death in the title, truly just a name for the edgy teenagers.

How does Rocky learn how he got the world's worst nose? This isn't a plot point I've ever seen unless you're referring to how many times Rocky's been slapped in the face today in which case he'd be right. Anyways, Joe Lemonly get's his name misspelled again, which I suppose is meant to be a running gag that just doesn't work. Anyways, completely convenient that they haven't found a way to circumvent the immortalities weakness yet, which I mean, plot convenience. Anyways, our good friend, I'm just going to call him dissapointing joe from now on joins the cast as we learn more about Bowser's Army in the next chapter.

'''Alright, final score for the chapter, 5/10. Joe's name getting misspelled isn't funny, the king bob-omb fight isn't funny. Schm tries to take multiple points and make a ton of jokes and humor in a tense situation, but doesn't understand how oda does it. Anyways, pretty average chapter, nothing to really write home about, and nothing to really dislike except for the jokes that aren't used well in these situations. Anyways, join me next time as, I actually have no fucking idea what happens next chapter imma be real.'''